What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

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-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

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